If you hear a voice that sounds like it’s trying to sell you a pre-owned sedan with three wheels and a radioactive upholstery, you’ve found Chip O’gamma. He’s the used car salesman of the wasteland—a man who can look at a mushroom cloud and tell you it’s just a particularly festive sunset.
Meet Chip—the man who can convince you that “bad” is just “good” from a different angle.
The Bright Side of the Blast
Chip specializes in upbeat anthems for catastrophic situations. He’s the master of the “everything is fine” melody, delivering songs like “Broadcast Delay” and “Weather Balloon Blues” with a grin that’s almost too wide to be natural. Whether the sky is turning a “patriotic” shade of green or the mayor is growing a fresh set of gills, Chip is there to remind you that it’s all part of the plan.
His catalog is a masterclass in deflection, featuring tracks like “Inflation Celebration” and “They Could Tune Us Right.” He’s the voice that tells you the tingling in your bones isn’t radiation sickness—it’s just liberty coursing through your veins.
Trust in the Static
In a world where facts collapse daily, Chip offers the ultimate product: blissful ignorance. He’s the King of the “Relax” philosophy, encouraging citizens to stay right where they are while the bunker floods. If you hear voices in your dental work, Chip doesn’t tell you to see a doctor; he tells you to smile for the scanner and enjoy the frequency.
He treats every disaster as a marketing opportunity. To Chip, a crop combustion isn’t a tragedy—it’s just a reason to “adjust if you must.” He is the psychological safety net of KNF-7, keeping the masses content one upbeat jingle at a time.
Behind the Microphone
Chip’s broadcasts are high-energy, fast-paced, and relentlessly optimistic. He stands exactly on the “X” marked on the studio floor, ensuring every note of “Double Exposure” hits your ears with maximum persuasive force.
“There’s a siren in the sky, but it’s probably fine… sit back dear citizen, you’re doin’ just fine.” – Chip O’gamma
“Relax, the government’s aware. They filed a form and sent a man to stare.” – Chip O’gamma
Tune in to hear Chip O’gamma’s “Smile for the Scanner” collection in the Vinyl Vault.